In a far away land....
In a time where even I was too unborn young to care....
There lived...a....
TERRIBLE BEAST!
Who went by the dramatic name "Beastuvius"
And shattered the fragile realities of beauty......
But there was one.....only one, among human kind.....who sneezed.....
Like with great power.....
....With this sneeze came great responsibility
His name was etched into time like never before.
They called him:
LORD SNEFAHUMEROUS!
Though orphaned and left to be raised by yellow spotted wolves, he was a gentle soul.
And he understood beasts, as he was raised by them.
Beastuvius has no chance against the likes of my dashing tales.
2 comments:
THIS ROCKS!!!!!!!!! doddododdoooododo!
That doesn't sound deranged now, of course not.
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