More pick up lines

Anything for your soul and some chicken soup, my darling, I'd do anything for that.

Wooo baby! What time do your legs go run run running down the street?

Hey I noticed you like [insert food/drink]. Well I also happen to milk llamas to get [insert food/drink], interested?

They say the girl of your dreams stops your heart. Why am I still alive?

Want to go steady so I can shout sweet everythings into your ear?

Did it hurt when you fell onto my lap and spilled the beans?

You're so sharp baby you could open a can with a single word.

You're like the opposite of Bruce Willis.

Baby you extinguish my fire faster than a fire fighter on cocaine.

I'd catch a greg (OOPS)

I'd catch a grenade for you if a grenade was your bra (males included)

Oh baby you make me sweat like a man on a treadmill

Hey, I couldn't help but notice you dancing. You made my heart explode like a mob attacking a pinata with bombs.

You sing like a meadowlark screaming for other meadowlarks to get away from the hunter.

Your biceps ripple like I just threw a stone in a lake for hours.

Your lips are naked...but I think my lips are just the right size to teach yours some modesty.

You're faster than a grandma with a walker

You make me want to be a father and a mother at the same time. Nobody makes me feel like that.

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you do sticks to me and I don't mind.

Your grandpa would rocket out of a space station if he saw how you made me feel.

You make my eyes glue to you faster than Hannibal Lector on helium makes me run to my room.

You almost make me a cannibal because you look so sweet.

Can I call you Vin? Because you run my motors with Diesel.

When Noah made the ark, they left you behind. No wonder you're one of a kind.

You put the sweet in diabetes.

I wanted to sign up for the 'most beautiful and sexy girl in town' championship, but I see you won.

You lift me up faster than a bodybuilder lifts a mobile home.

I want to get lost in your eyes and cry for help because I was never a boy scout to find my way back.

If you opened your mouth I'd cry for weeks incase you rejected me.

What starts with F and ends with K? I freaking love you kay? Don't ask me to repeat myself because I'm a one time deal.

(according to Jade) Are you from Africa? Because AH Frick AH want to go out with you.

I'd like to put you up in the Louvre behind glass so asians could look at you all day. That's what a work of art you are.

I'm a nerd for your data

Let's play football. I'll be the foot and you be the ball. Let's make contact.

Baby did you leave your driver's license at home? Because I just pulled you over to say you're speeding down the road to my heart.

Don't make me give you a DUI...because you're driving me crazy while I'm under the influence.

Honey you'd better get your eyes checked, because I am not God and this isn't the pearly gates, so get your angel butt back into heaven. BUTT

I heard you attract super bad gangsters, because you rap on the door to my heart.

Hey there baby I'm a cop and I'm going to have to arrest you for breaking and entering into my soul. Now get in the cab.

Hey do you have any salt? Oh wait I thought you worked here because you look so beautiful, like a waitress in a soup kitchen.

Are you a judge? Because you just banged the gavel of love on my head.

Order in the court! You're too sexy to object to my love.

Are you a lawyer? Because I just heard you sue me from across the room.

Hey there legs...you're like the most beautiful ostrich on the ostrich farm, the one all the kids pick to feed.

Work that body honey...like a miner on strike.